B.S.

Britney's out of rehab.
She's gone bald, apparently because of lice.
I guess she wanted to match her head to her undercarriage,
which we've all seen thanks to panty-less nights.

Her ex-hubby wasn't a very good rapper.
Nor was he a very good lover.
Britney's one hell of a mother
Back to rehab she goes.

ANS

Who cares about Anna Nicole Smith?

Not me.